a brick away

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a distance so far it makes you want to throw your phone out the window and walk

Man I live a brick away from the mall and I still ride my bike

My friend said he'd meet me a brick away but he showed up at the other end of the city

I live a brick away from my job and I still take the bus because I hate my life

a distance so huge it might as well be another planet

I live a brick away from my best friend and I still text him instead of just walking over

She said she'd be here in 10 minutes, but she's still a brick away

I live a brick away from the park and I still take the bus because I'm too lazy to walk

a distance so far it makes your legs cry and your brain scream

I live a brick away from my mom and I still call her instead of just showing up

He said he'd be here in five minutes, but he's still a brick away

I live a brick away from the store and I still ride my bike because I'm too cool to walk

a distance so long it makes your life feel like a never-ending punishment

I live a brick away from my dad and I still text him instead of just knocking

She said she'd be here in 15 minutes, but she's still a brick away

I live a brick away from the library and I still take the bus because I'm too lazy to walk

a distance so far it might as well be a different country with a different language and a different headache

I live a brick away from my girlfriend and I still call her instead of just walking over

He said he'd be here in 10 minutes, but he's still a brick away

I live a brick away from the restaurant and I still take the bus because I hate my life

a distance so huge it might as well be a death sentence for your legs

I live a brick away from my brother and I still text him instead of just showing up

She said she'd be here in 5 minutes, but she's still a brick away

I live a brick away from the gym and I still take the bus because I'm too lazy to walk