Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who’s basically a holiday gift you’re begging Santa for every year.

Ugh why does he have to be so cute and available on Christmas?

I’m gonna cry if I don’t get him for Christmas.

If I don’t get him, I’m gonna start a new religion.

2

A boy who you're talking to like he's your main squeeze, but it's not official yet. Like a side dish you're eating before the main course.

He’s like my snack before dinner, but I want him to be my main meal.

We’re just texting, but I’m thinking about marriage.

He’s not my boyfriend, but I’m already planning our divorce.

3

A guy who makes you feel like you're the sun, but he also makes you feel like you're a burnt-out toaster.

He tells me I’m the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen, then leaves me hanging.

He says he’ll never hurt me, then forgets my birthday.

He says he'll always be there, then disappears for a week.

4

A guy who’s basically your best friend, but he also happens to be really good at giving you hugs and making you feel like you're on top of the world.

He’s my best friend, but I also think he’s a love god.

He gives me the best hugs and the worst advice.

He’s my best friend, but I still want to marry him.

5

The guy who you go to when you're mad, sad, or high. The guy who will never judge you, even if you spill your drink on him.

He’s the only guy who doesn’t judge me when I cry in public.

He’s there when I’m mad, and he’s there when I’m high.

He’s the guy who will still love me even if I drop my phone in a pool.

6

Something I’ll never have, but I always help my friends get. Like a golden goose that I keep giving away.

I help my friends get their boyfriends, but I’m still single.

I’m like the golden goose of my friends.

I’m just the sidekick in their love story.

7

A guy who’s basically your future husband, but he’s also the guy who will still love you even if you eat all the pizza.

He’s my future husband, but he’s also my pizza thief.

He’s the guy who will still love me even if I eat all the cheese.

He’s my future husband, but he’s also my best friend.