a box of ziti

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A thousand dollars, but it’s like your mom’s revenge for you eating all her lasagna.
I just got hit with 45 boxes of ziti, and I’m broke.
He owed me a box of ziti, and now he’s crying in the corner.
The boss said, 'You’re gonna pay me 10 boxes of ziti or I’ll make your life a nightmare.'
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A pasta dish so good it makes you forget your ex ever existed.
I ate a box of ziti and forgot my ex ever cheated on me.
That box of ziti was better than my mom’s cooking.
I’m in love with this box of ziti. I might propose to it.
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A box of macaroni that looks like it came from a cursed kitchen.
This box of ziti looks like it was made by a monster.
I got a box of ziti and it’s got more dirt than my backyard.
That box of ziti is cursed. I swear it's trying to eat me.
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When your period hits and you’re too mad to talk to anyone.
My period hit me like a box of ziti. I’m too mad to speak.
She’s got a box of ziti mood. Don’t even try to talk to her.
He said, 'You’re acting like you got hit with a box of ziti.'
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A certain amount of money, but it’s not enough to buy you a new car.
He gave me a box of ziti, and I’m still riding the bus.
I got 45 boxes of ziti, but I still can’t afford a pizza.
That box of ziti is just a joke. I need a real amount of money.
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A thousand dollars, but it’s more like a thousand insults.
He hit me with a box of ziti, and it felt like 1000 insults.
I got 10 boxes of ziti, and it’s like being yelled at by 1000 people.
That box of ziti is more expensive than my self-esteem.
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A line said on the Sopranos when someone got their butt kicked by a card game.
Christopher said, 'He’s into us 45 boxes of ziti.'
Pauly laughed when Christopher said, 'He’s into us 45 boxes of ziti.'
The whole table heard Christopher say, 'He’s into us 45 boxes of ziti.'
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A box of ziti, but it’s like your mom is watching you eat it.
I ate a box of ziti, and my mom was watching me like I was on TV.
He said, 'I think it’s 1000 dollars,' and I said, 'I think your mom’s watching me.'
That box of ziti felt like my mom was in the kitchen with me.
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