a box of smashed crabs

My cousin's breakfast looked like a box of smashed crabs. I didn't eat it. I cried.

She showed up at my party wearing a shirt that looked like a box of smashed crabs. I left.

My dog ate a box of smashed crabs. He now hates me and my entire family.

My teacher is a box of smashed crabs. She gave me a D for talking too much.

My brother is a box of smashed crabs. He stole my last piece of pizza.

My mom said I was a box of smashed crabs. I told her I was a box of smashed crabs back.