a box full of sharp objects

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A cursed box made of cardboard and glue that holds a bunch of pointy things that want to stab you.
I opened it and my finger got pierced. Classic.
My dog bit it and now he's screaming.
I tried to take a nap on it and it stabbed me twice.
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A trap for clumsy people full of tiny knives and things that poke you when you're not looking.
I reached in and got a finger full of pins. Nice.
My mom used it to punish me. I cried.
It's like a finger prison.
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A box of sharp things that feels like a revenge from the gods.
I touched it and now my hand is bleeding. Thanks.
My brother tried to open it and now he's screaming.
I opened it and it screamed back.
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A box of pointy stuff that's basically a torture device for the weak.
I opened it and got poked 10 times. Not cool.
My sister used it on me and I got 20 needles in my arm.
It's like a finger jail for the weak.
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A box of sharp objects that wants to make you cry like a baby.
I opened it and got a needle in my eye. It was a nightmare.
My dog tried to open it and now he's crying.
I used it on my brother and now he's screaming like a baby.
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