a bottle of milk

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the only thing my neighbor thinks about when she’s trying to look like a summer goddess
She said her skin was ‘a bottle of milk’ before she went to the beach. Now it’s a cheese rind.
She posted a selfie with the caption: ‘Still a bottle of milk. Still not a goddess.’
She DM’d me: ‘I’m a bottle of milk. I don’t know how to be a goddess.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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what my neighbor calls herself when she’s too lazy to tan
She said, ‘I’m a bottle of milk. I’ll just stay pale.’
She posted a video of herself drinking a milkshake and said, ‘This is my summer. I’m a bottle of milk.’
She texted me: ‘I’m a bottle of milk. I’m not even trying anymore.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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the only thing my neighbor thinks she looks like when she’s hiding from the sun
She said, ‘I’m a bottle of milk. The sun’s too much for me.’
She posted a picture of herself in pajamas and said, ‘I’m a bottle of milk. I live in the dark.’
She told me, ‘I’m a bottle of milk. I don’t want to be brown.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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