a bottle of alcohol

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A bottle of alcohol is what a man drinks when he thinks he can take on a whole bar by himself. He’s wrong.
My uncle drank a whole bottle of whiskey and tried to fight the bartender. He lost.
She drank a bottle of vodka and said the bar was 'just a bunch of weaklings.'
He opened the bottle, took a sip, and said it was 'just water with a bad attitude.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A bottle of alcohol is like a magic potion for people who think they’re tough. They’re not.
He drank the whole bottle and tried to karate-chop the fridge. It didn’t work.
She said the bottle was 'the only thing that could save her from her ex.' It didn’t.
He drank it and yelled at the moon. It ignored him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A bottle of alcohol is what people drink when they think they’re gonna win. They’re not.
He drank the bottle and said he was gonna beat everyone at the party. He passed out.
She drank it and tried to dance like a pro. She tripped over her own feet.
He drank it and tried to sing. It sounded like a cat with a broken leg.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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