a bottle and vent

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When you buy a few drinks and yell at your old pal about everything that sucks, like your ex, your job, and why the sky is so blue.
I drank 4 shots and told my buddy I’m gonna kill my boss.
My friend and I screamed about why life is so unfair and then cried.
We drank until we forgot our names and why we even started.
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A situation where you buy a bottle of something strong and yell at your friend about your problems, your bad day, and how everyone is out to get you.
I had a bottle of vodka and told my friend I was gonna sue the universe.
We drank and I cried about my mom and my bad hair.
He laughed at me while I screamed about my ex and my job.
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A time when you and your old pal get drunk and talk about everything that’s wrong with your life, like your stupid job, your terrible love life, and why the moon is so fake.
We drank and I told him I was gonna quit my job and live in a tree.
He drank so much he forgot his own name and cried about it.
We yelled about everything and then laughed until we puked.
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