a boston technicality

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when you're about to become a god and you mess up by doing something stupid like getting laid or crying in front of someone

I was about to levitate when I saw my ex and my brain short-circuited.

I was halfway to enlightenment when I texted my crush and got a reply.

I was meditating on Mount Olympus when I remembered I had a date and I tripped.

when you're close to being a wizard and you accidentally do something embarrassing like fall in love or have a meltdown in public

I was about to turn lead into gold when I saw my crush and I blushed like a tomato.

I was casting a spell when I remembered I had a crush and I tripped over my own feet.

I was about to summon a dragon when I texted my crush and got a selfie.

when you're almost a superhero and you mess it up by doing something like getting distracted by a crush or crying in front of your friends

I was about to fly when I saw my crush and I fell flat on my face.

I was about to punch a wall and become a legend when I got a text from my crush and I screamed like a baby.

I was about to become a superhero when I remembered I had a date and I forgot my pants.