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Over-the-top lies that make everything sound like it’s the best damn thing ever. It’s like putting glitter on a turd and calling it a cake.

'That game was the best ever, like the god of games died and came back just to play with us.'

'I got a 100 on that test, I could’ve gotten a 200 if I had more brain cells.'

'That sandwich was so good, I could’ve eaten it for dinner, lunch, and breakfast.'

That person is the reason why the party is still alive. They bring the energy, the drinks, and the ability to laugh at your bad jokes.

'Hey, I’m the boost, and I’m here to make sure you don’t die of embarrassment.'

'I showed up and the party went from a nap to a rave.'

'They brought the drinks, the music, and the will to survive your bad punchlines.'

When some noob logs into your account and makes you look like a rookie. It’s like someone gave your dog a PhD and made it act like it’s your boss.

'Some nobody logged into my account and made me look like I just started playing.'

'My rank went up because some kid got my password and started winning.'

'My account got boosted by a noob who probably plays with a toddler.'

Taking stuff from the store without paying and selling it like it’s a luxury item. It’s like stealing bread and selling it like it’s gold.

'I stole ten shirts and sold them for $50 each.'

'I took the last pizza from the store and sold it to my mom for $20.'

'I took the display models and sold them like they were the best things ever.'

Making something sound like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. It’s like turning a bad day into a horror movie.

'That event was the best thing since the invention of the wheel.'

'That chicken was so good, it could’ve been a meal for the whole world.'

'That test was so easy, I could’ve passed it with my eyes closed.'

When you get a little help to make things better. It’s like getting a cheat code in a game.

'I got boosted so I could win the game without even trying.'

'My rank went up because someone gave me a cheat code.'

'I got boosted and suddenly I was the best player in the room.'

When you’re so out of it that everything else goes to hell. It’s like being drunk and trying to do math.

'I was so off my game, I lost the match and my dignity.'

'I got boosted by someone, but I was so out of it, I got beaten by a toddler.'

'I was so off my game, I got kicked out of the game and the party.'