1 A stupid thing that no one needs, like a second nose Expand I tried reading it and my brain screamedMy cousin threw it out the windowIt’s the reason I failed math + Examples
2 A book that makes you question why you ever learned to read Expand I read it and now I hate my teacherMy brother cried after reading itIt’s the worst thing since socks with holes + Examples
3 A piece of paper that’s more annoying than a loud dog Expand I read it and my eyes hurtMy mom threw it at my dadIt’s why I can’t sleep at night + Examples
4 A book that’s like a bad pizza, everyone knows it’s bad, but they still eat it Expand I read it and my brain got a stomachacheMy sister read it and now she talks to herselfIt’s the reason I failed English + Examples
5 A book that’s so useless it should be banned from existence Expand I read it and my brain turned to mushMy dog read it and now he’s madIt’s the reason I failed life + Examples
6 A book that’s more trouble than a broken calculator Expand I read it and my brain explodedMy friend read it and now he’s a zombieIt’s the worst thing since homework + Examples