a book on how to read

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A stupid thing that no one needs, like a second nose
I tried reading it and my brain screamed
My cousin threw it out the window
It’s the reason I failed math
2
A book that makes you question why you ever learned to read
I read it and now I hate my teacher
My brother cried after reading it
It’s the worst thing since socks with holes
3
A piece of paper that’s more annoying than a loud dog
I read it and my eyes hurt
My mom threw it at my dad
It’s why I can’t sleep at night
4
A book that’s like a bad pizza, everyone knows it’s bad, but they still eat it
I read it and my brain got a stomachache
My sister read it and now she talks to herself
It’s the reason I failed English
5
A book that’s so useless it should be banned from existence
I read it and my brain turned to mush
My dog read it and now he’s mad
It’s the reason I failed life
6
A book that’s more trouble than a broken calculator
I read it and my brain exploded
My friend read it and now he’s a zombie
It’s the worst thing since homework
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