Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only thing keeping you from getting kicked out of your mom's house because you're too lazy to get a job

Your mom: "You're still on Urban Dictionary?" You: "This is a book."

Your cousin: "You're still reading books instead of working?" You: "This is a book."

Your brother: "You're still on Urban Dictionary?" You: "This is a book."

2

what xQcOW says when he's about to lose all his money to slot machines

xQcOW: "This is a book." (He's betting $100 on a slot machine.)

xQcOW: "This is a book." (He's screaming at a slot machine.)

xQcOW: "This is a book." (He just lost $1,000.)

3

a FOB who thinks Hawaii is the only place on Earth and that the Philippines is just a big island near it

Your friend: "I’m from Hawaii!" You: "That’s not a book."

Your teacher: "You think the Philippines is just one island?" You: "That’s not a book."

Your mom: "You’re not from the Philippines, you’re from Hawaii!" You: "That’s not a book."

4

the real deal, the paper kind, the one that doesn't make your eyes burn like a $200 e-book

Your friend: "I just bought a book." You: "That’s a book-book."

Your teacher: "Read the book-book." You: "That’s a book-book."

Your dad: "This book-book is the real deal." You: "That’s a book-book."

5

when you're so busy doing something you're almost doing it in fast motion, like a robot

Your friend: "You're typing like a robot." You: "That's book."

Your mom: "You're eating like a robot." You: "That's book."

Your teacher: "You're running like a robot." You: "That's book."

6

what you're doing right now because you're too lazy to read and you're here looking up definitions

Your friend: "You're still here?" You: "That's a book."

Your teacher: "You're still here?" You: "That's a book."

Your mom: "You're still here?" You: "That's a book."

7

your heart in a physical form, the thing that will make you cry or laugh so hard you might break your face

Your friend: "That book made me cry." You: "That's a book."

Your teacher: "That book made me laugh so hard." You: "That's a book."

Your mom: "That book broke my face." You: "That's a book."