Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

bootleg hooch that burns your throat like a flaming cactus

My cousin drank a-bomb juice and threw up in the mailbox

That stuff tastes like expired toilet water

I drank it and my tongue felt like it was on fire

2

when your golf ball bounces off the cart path like it’s trying to escape

My ball went off the path and landed in a bush

That shot was so bad it looked like a dog chased it

I hit it and it went flying like it was on a rocket

3

a juice bomb is like a henchman who took steroids and also became a magician

That juice bomb could bench-press a cow

He ran faster than my mom’s screaming

He kicked my door off its hinges

4

when you think you're done pooping but then your pants get a surprise attack from your butt

I stood up and my pants got hit by a poop tsunami

I thought I was done, but my pants had a second thought

I stood up and my pants had a poop party

5

when you take a shot that involves licking cocaine, shooting patron, and slapping a booty

I licked cocaine, shot patron, and slapped a booty like it was my job

That shot was like a party in my mouth

I took that shot and felt like I was in a superhero movie

6

a wet fart so loud it sounds like a hookah being hit by a dragon

That fart sounded like a dragon was smoking a hookah

I heard it from the next room and it was like a war broke out

That fart was so loud my dog ran away