a-bockalypse

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When Bocko comes out of nowhere and chomps the world into tiny pieces with his death bite and shoots fire like a madman who’s had way too much caffeine. He’s like a three-headed dragon, but worse.
My mom just yelled 'a-bockalypse' at me because I ate the last of the pizza.
The teacher said 'a-bockalypse' after I threw a paper airplane at the principal.
My dog ran away and my cat died. That’s an a-bockalypse.
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Bocko shows up, everyone loses their minds, and the world gets destroyed by a death bite and fire breath that’s more accurate than your mom’s cooking.
My friend’s phone exploded. That’s an a-bockalypse.
I failed my math test. A-bockalypse confirmed.
My neighbor’s dog ate my homework. A-bockalypse.
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Bocko comes in like a beast from hell, spits fire like he’s got a vendetta, and ends the world with a death bite that could kill a whole army.
My dog bit my brother. A-bockalypse is here.
I got detention for talking during math. That’s a-bockalypse level chaos.
My mom’s screaming and my dad’s yelling. A-bockalypse.
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