Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Bob is the king of breakfasts, sausage, egg, and cheese on a bun that makes you feel like you’ve conquered the world. It’s the best thing since sliced bread, and it’s only available from 11 a. m. to 11 p. m.

My Bob is so good, I ate it like it was my last meal.

I’d rather die than eat a Bob that’s not perfect.

That Bob was so good, I got a second one, and I’m not even sorry.

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A Bob is not a blunt, it's a name for someone who cuts your hair so bad, you look like a raccoon on a bad day.

My Bob gave me a haircut that made me look like a bad alien.

I told my Bob to stop cutting my hair, he didn’t listen, and now I look like a f***ed-up hedgehog.

That Bob is the worst, I look like a sad pizza.

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A Bob is someone who lives so close to you, they probably know your business better than your mom does.

My Bob is so close, he knows my secrets and my mom’s secrets.

That Bob lives next door, he’s like my neighbor and my spy.

I can’t even have a bad day without my Bob knowing about it.

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A Bob is what you yell when you're tired of waiting, it’s like telling someone to shut up and move already.

Bob! I’ve been waiting for an hour!

Bob! Let’s go before I lose my mind.

Bob! I’m not waiting any longer, I’m leaving!

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A Bob is a funny word for a guy’s junk, it’s like the best thing since chicken nuggets.

My Bob is so big, it could beat up a dragon.

That Bob is so tiny, it looks like a f***ed-up raisin.

Bob is my favorite word, it’s like the best secret ever.

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A Bob is a secret code between two guys, it means a hot girl is nearby, and they're both thinking about f***ing her.

Bob! That girl in the corner is hot, let’s go talk to her.

Bob! I saw that chick, she’s got the body of a goddess.

Bob! That girl is my type, let’s go f*** her.

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A Bob is a guy who builds houses, and when he walks in, it’s like his theme song plays and everyone stops to listen.

That Bob walked in, and I swear I heard music.

Bob’s theme song is so good, I want to dance to it.

Bob walks in, and it’s like he’s the main character of a movie.

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