Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid name for English-speaking Canadians. Or any Canadian who thinks they're funny.

@DadJokes4Life: My cousin is an a-boat. He talks like a textbook and wears a toque in July.

My teacher said I'm an a-boat because I made a joke about snow in August.

I told my mom I'm not an a-boat. She said I'm a tiny a-boat with a tiny brain.

2

A Norwegian ice cream that looks like a boat. It’s basically a boat full of sugar and happiness.

I saw a picture of a boat is and it looked like a boat made of happiness.

My friend brought me a boat is and I ate it so fast it tasted like a scream.

I asked for a boat is and got one. It was like a boat of dreams.

3

A boat with a casino on it. Only found in Illinois and Northwest Indiana. It's like a boat with a bunch of drunk people betting on dice.

I went to a boat casino and lost my lunch money. Then I lost my dignity.

My uncle works at a boat casino and says it's the only place where you can lose money twice.

I bet my last dollar on a boat casino and it turned into a boat of shame.

4

1000 pills of ecstasy. It's like taking a boat of happiness and swallowing it whole.

I took an a-boat and it felt like my brain was on fire and dancing.

My friend took an a-boat and turned into a human disco ball.

I took an a-boat and now I’m floating in a sea of happiness.

5

A way to say you're on a roll. You're so good right now it's like you're on a boat of success.

I’m on a boat, and I’m not stopping until I eat the whole pizza.

My mom said I’m on a boat because I aced all my tests.

I told my teacher I was on a boat, and she said I was on a boat of genius.

6

A bit of a twat. You're so annoying it's like you're a boat of stupidity.

My brother is a boat. He said I was a dinghy.

My teacher said I was a tanker because I talked too much.

I told my friend I was a boat and he said I was a tiny boat with a tiny brain.

7

A French person who drinks so much cheap wine they pass out in a boat and end up in Quebec. Or someone whose cousins are married.

My uncle is a boat. He drank wine and passed out in a boat in Quebec.

I told my cousin she was a boat because she drank so much wine.

I saw a boat in Quebec and thought it was my uncle.