Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting a blow job while you poop your brains out

I did a blumpkin and my neighbor heard me scream

My friend did a blumpkin in the mall bathroom and got caught

I did a blumpkin and my dog walked in on me

2

When you're shitting and getting a blow job at the same time, like you're in a poop and blowjob sandwich

I did a blumpkin and my girlfriend laughed at me

My brother did a blumpkin and got a wedgie

I did a blumpkin and my mom walked in on me

3

Getting a blow job while you're taking a shit, like you're a poop machine with a mouth

I did a blumpkin and my friend called me a poop monster

I did a blumpkin and my dad walked in on me

I did a blumpkin and my dog ate my poop

4

When you're taking a shit and getting a blow job, like you're a human toilet with a mouth

I did a blumpkin and my mom called me a toilet man

I did a blumpkin and my dog walked in on me

I did a blumpkin and my friend laughed at me

5

Getting a blow job while you're pooping your pants, like you're a poop and blowjob machine

I did a blumpkin and my friend called me a poop machine

I did a blumpkin and my dog walked in on me

I did a blumpkin and my mom called me a toilet man

6

When you're taking a dump and getting a blow job, like you're a human poop machine with a mouth

I did a blumpkin and my friend laughed at me

I did a blumpkin and my mom called me a toilet man

I did a blumpkin and my dog ate my poop

7

Getting a blow job while you're taking a shit, like you're a poop and blowjob monster

I did a blumpkin and my friend called me a poop monster

I did a blumpkin and my mom called me a toilet man

I did a blumpkin and my dog walked in on me