a blumpkin

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Getting a blow job while you poop your brains out
I did a blumpkin and my neighbor heard me scream
My friend did a blumpkin in the mall bathroom and got caught
I did a blumpkin and my dog walked in on me
2
When you're shitting and getting a blow job at the same time, like you're in a poop and blowjob sandwich
I did a blumpkin and my girlfriend laughed at me
My brother did a blumpkin and got a wedgie
I did a blumpkin and my mom walked in on me
3
Getting a blow job while you're taking a shit, like you're a poop machine with a mouth
I did a blumpkin and my friend called me a poop monster
I did a blumpkin and my dad walked in on me
I did a blumpkin and my dog ate my poop
4
When you're taking a shit and getting a blow job, like you're a human toilet with a mouth
I did a blumpkin and my mom called me a toilet man
I did a blumpkin and my dog walked in on me
I did a blumpkin and my friend laughed at me
5
Getting a blow job while you're pooping your pants, like you're a poop and blowjob machine
I did a blumpkin and my friend called me a poop machine
I did a blumpkin and my dog walked in on me
I did a blumpkin and my mom called me a toilet man
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When you're taking a dump and getting a blow job, like you're a human poop machine with a mouth
I did a blumpkin and my friend laughed at me
I did a blumpkin and my mom called me a toilet man
I did a blumpkin and my dog ate my poop
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Getting a blow job while you're taking a shit, like you're a poop and blowjob monster
I did a blumpkin and my friend called me a poop monster
I did a blumpkin and my mom called me a toilet man
I did a blumpkin and my dog walked in on me
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