Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Gene Simmons made up this word when he got head while doing a number two in the middle of a concert.

I was eating a taco and got a blumpie at the same time

He was doing a blumpie while the crowd was going crazy

I got a blumpie in the bathroom during a test

2

When you're getting head and your butt is about to explode from a number two.

I was getting head and my pants were soaked from a blumpie

She was giving me head and I was about to blow my load and my poop at the same time

I got a blumpie while I was trying to pass a test

3

Getting head while your guts are trying to escape your butt.

He got a blumpie and his pants were covered in poop

I was getting head and my poop came out at the same time

She gave me a blumpie while I was doing a number two on the toilet

4

When you're getting head and you're also letting your poop go at the same time.

He was getting head and his poop came out on the floor

I got a blumpie and my pants were soaked with poop

She gave me head and I pooped on the toilet at the same time

5

When you're sitting on the toilet and someone is giving you head at the same time.

He was getting head while he was on the toilet

I got a blumpie while I was doing a number two

She gave me head while I was pooping on the toilet

6

When you're getting head and your poop is coming out at the same time.

He was getting head and his poop came out at the same time

I got a blumpie and my poop was on the floor

She gave me head while I was pooping on the toilet

7

When a girl is giving you head while you're on the toilet and your poop is coming out.

She gave me head while I was on the toilet and my poop came out

He got a blumpie and his poop was on the floor

I was getting head and my poop came out on the toilet