A blueberry

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A useless teammate in Battlefield 3 who’s on your team but not in your squad. They have a blue icon and do everything wrong.
My blueberry ran into a tank and screamed like a baby.
He tried to heal me but forgot how to use the medkit.
He sat on the objective and laughed while the enemy took it.
2
When someone randomly yells ‘blueberries’ in a conversation with no reason. It’s the worst and most annoying thing ever.
He interrupted my whole story with ‘blueberries’ and I wanted to die.
My friend said ‘blueberries’ during a test and I got a D.
She yelled ‘blueberries’ in a Zoom call and I left the meeting.
3
A type of weed that looks like blueberries and smells like them. It’s not the strongest, but it will still get you high.
I smoked blueberry and I felt like I was flying.
My cousin said blueberry is the best weed ever.
I got high on blueberry and cried in my cereal.
4
A newb in Destiny 2 who messes up the whole game. They’re not good and they don’t know what they’re doing.
My blueberry died in the first boss fight and screamed the whole time.
He got killed by a goblin and didn’t even try to run.
She healed me and then got killed by a random enemy.
5
A chunk of weed that looks like blueberries. It’s strong and will knock you out.
I hit a blueberry and I felt like I was in a car crash.
My friend ate a blueberry and passed out.
Blueberry is so good it makes you laugh like a maniac.
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A teammate on Battlefield who is useless and makes your life worse. They do everything wrong and ignore you.
My blueberry was running away from the enemy and screamed like a chicken.
He tried to help me but got killed by a sniper.
He took my vehicle and ran off and I got stuck in a tank.
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The best fruit ever. It’s soft, sweet, and sometimes sour. It’s the best thing to ever happen to you.
I ate a blueberry and it was the best thing I ever did.
My sister said blueberry tastes like heaven.
I got blueberry in my mouth and it was perfect.
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