a blue man

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When you slam your dong so hard it feels like you just ran a marathon and then walked into a wall.

My cousin did a blue man and then cried like a baby.

I did a blue man in the shower and got soap in my eye.

My brother did a blue man and then fell asleep on the couch.

The pill that makes old men feel like they’re 18 again and their wives feel like they’re getting cheated on.

My dad took a blue man and then yelled at my mom for 20 minutes.

That pill is a blue man and it’s the reason I know what a heart attack feels like.

My uncle took a blue man and then tried to dance like he was in a music video.

You huddle with your homies in the freezing cold and then you all roll around in the snow like you’re in a crazy movie.

My friends and I did a blue man in the backyard and my dog ran away.

We did a blue man on the sidewalk and my mom came out and yelled at us.

My brother and his friends did a blue man and one of them got frostbite.

A band that plays music, throws confetti, and makes you laugh until you cry.

I saw a blue man in Vegas and I laughed so hard I had a stomach ache.

My friends went to see a blue man in Chicago and they came back with glitter in their hair.

I went to a blue man show and I got so excited I forgot my wallet.

A pill that’s blue and makes you feel like you just won a million dollars.

My dad took a blue man and then tried to do a backflip in the kitchen.

I took a blue man and then I fell asleep in math class.

My brother took a blue man and then tried to talk to the dog like it was a philosopher.

The best show in Vegas, unless you're into seeing naked dancers and that’s fine too.

I saw a blue man in Vegas and I forgot about the naked dancers.

My friends said the blue man was better than the naked dancers and I believed them.

I went to the blue man show and I didn’t even look at the naked dancers.

A group of guys who look like they were painted with a blue crayon and they think they’re super cool.

My brother saw a blue man and said it was the best thing ever.

I saw a blue man and I thought they looked like they were in a weird movie.

My friends saw a blue man and then they all tried to paint each other with blue crayon.