Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who only f*cks blondes and thinks he's God because of it

He left his girlfriend for a barista who had a highlighter in her hair.

He walked out of a restaurant because the waitress had a brown hair strand.

He proposed to his ex just because she dyed her hair back to blonde.

2

A person who smells their own pee after eating asparagus and thinks it's a trophy

He posted a TikTok of himself sniffing a toilet after lunch.

He told his friend he could identify people by their pee smell.

He refused to go to the movies because he didn't want to share the bathroom with strangers.

3

A blonde who gets lost in the mall because there are too many shiny things to look at

He went from the shoe store to the candy store and forgot why he came in.

He ran into the food court because he saw a unicorn wearing a hat.

He said he was going to the bathroom but ended up in the toy store.

4

When a blonde is so blonde it feels like they're wearing a sign that says 'I am blonde'

She got a tattoo of a blonde girl on her leg just to be more blonde.

He walked into a blonde's house and asked if they had a blonde party.

She dyed her dog's fur blonde because the dog was not blonde enough.

5

When you look like you just walked out of a hair salon and forgot your clothes

He showed up to work with a neon highlighter and a perm.

She walked into class with a blonde streak and a glittery shirt.

He came to the party with a mohawk and no pants.

6

A person who's so dumb even the dumbest blonde would roll their eyes at them

He believed the sky was a giant mirror.

He thought the sun was a real person who came out every day.

He tried to talk to his dog and asked for a job.

7

When one blonde looks at another and thinks, 'I am more blonde than you and I will prove it'

She challenged her friend to a hair competition with glitter and hot sauce.

He stared at his brother and said he had more blonde genes.

She tried to out-shine her cousin by wearing 10 highlighters at once.