Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

sucking so hard on your dab pen that it starts blinking like a broken traffic light and you still don’t stop.

my dab pen blinked like it was dying and I still took another hit

I blinked my pen so hard I got a warning from my mom

I took so many hits my pen blinked and I didn’t even care

2

when you smoke so long on a wax pen that the button starts blinking like it’s trying to get you to stop.

I smoked so long my wax pen blinked like it was tired

my wax pen blinked and I didn’t even realize it

I took so long my pen blinked and I was like ‘what even is this’

3

the weird light thing on cars that confused all the drivers in LA because they thought it was a new type of traffic signal.

that light on the car was confusing as hell

I didn’t know that light was a blinker

I thought that car was trying to talk to me

4

when your nipples get hard and you look like you just got kicked by a donkey.

my nipples were hard like I just got kicked

I looked like a donkey kicked me

my nipples were hard and I was like ‘what even is life’

5

when you’re so dumb you think the whole world revolves around you and your dumb opinions.

I thought the whole world was wrong

I was so dumb I didn’t know what the blinker was

I had a narrow mind and I didn’t even know it

6

a light that blinks on and off like it's trying to decide if it wants to be a turn signal or just a blinking annoyance.

that light was blinking like it was confused

the blinker was just annoying

I didn’t know if it was a turn signal or a blinking annoyance

7

when your dad yells at you to turn without breaking the law because he’s too old to remember how to use a blinker.

my dad yelled at me like I was a kid

he turned the blinker on like he was a cop

my dad yelled ‘turn now or I’ll kill you’