Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you turn your girlfriend or wife into a side dish and forget to give her the D because you're too mad and want to show her who's boss.

You said you'd give her the D, then you flipped the game and said, 'You're not the boss of me!'

She asked why you skipped the D, and you said, 'Because I'm the boss and I say so.'

You told her, 'I'm not giving you the D until you apologize for being annoying.'

2

No lies. You're telling the truth, and you're not messing around.

'No cap, I saw you in the shower.'

'You said you'd be here, and no cap, you weren't.'

'No cap, I'm gonna beat you up if you don't give me the D.'

3

When you're too lazy to leave your bed and just use your hand because you're too tired to find a girl.

'I'm not getting up, I'm just gonna jack off.'

'I don't want to go out, I just wanna jack off.'

'I'm too tired to find a girl, I'm just gonna jack off.'

4

The most beautiful girl on Earth who's so good, you might want to die because she’s so perfect and you’re not.

'She’s so good, I want to die.'

'She’s like a goddess, and I’m just a normal guy.'

'She’s so beautiful, I might cry.'

5

The funniest guy ever. He makes everyone laugh and knows how to make a girl smile even on the worst days.

'He made me laugh even when I was mad.'

'He knows how to make me smile even on a rainy day.'

'He’s the funniest guy I know, and he’s also cute.'

6

A girl who’s super hot and makes everyone want her, but she won’t give it up unless you really impress her.

'She’s hot, but she won’t give it up unless you impress her.'

'He asked her to give it up, and she said no.'

'She’s hot, but she only gives it up if you love her.'

7

A guy who’s kind, funny, smart, and if you mess with him or his girlfriend, he’ll make you regret it.

'He’s smart, funny, and he’ll beat you up if you mess with him.'

'He’s the best boyfriend ever, and he’ll save your life if you need him.'

'He’s kind, but if you hurt him, he’ll make you regret it.'