Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who yaps nonstop about nonsense like why the sky is blue or why they didn’t get a pizza.

Yo, I swear if you talk about the sky one more time, I’m gonna punch you.

He spent 10 minutes explaining why his dog hates Mondays.

She told me the same story about her cat for the 5th time.

2

A girl a guy points at when he can’t remember her name but still thinks she’s hot.

He said, 'Check out that hot blade over there,' even though he didn’t know her name.

He called her 'blade' 10 times but still didn’t know who she was.

He told his friend, 'That’s the blade I want to date,' even though she was standing right there.

3

A spot where whores stand waiting to get picked up by men who think they're kings.

He said, 'I picked up a blade at the corner, and she was already drunk.'

He dropped her at the blade and said, 'See you next time, baby.'

He went to the blade every day and said, 'I’m king of the blade.'

4

Bladee is a Swedish rapper who thinks he's the most important person in the universe.

He said, 'I’m Bladee, and I rule the world.'

He posted a tweet saying, 'I’m the CEO of DrainGang, and you’re just a fan.'

He told his friend, 'I’m Bladee, and I don’t need anyone else.'

5

Bladee is so good he could make a monkey cry and still be cool.

I said, 'Bladee is the best, and I love him.'

He posted, 'Bladee is the most beautiful person in the universe.'

He told his friend, 'Bladee is the best, and I swear on my life.'

6

A blade is a friend who would die for you and still say you’re the best.

He said, 'I would die for you, blade.'

He told me, 'You’re the best, blade.'

He said, 'I would move to the moon for you, blade.'