a black dad

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A black dad is someone who gives zero fucks about their kids. They tell their kids they're getting milk and then vanish forever like they were never there.
"I'm getting milk. I'll be back.", 3 hours later, he's still at the store.
"I'll be back.", he's at the store buying chips now.
"I'll be back.", he's at the store and got a new girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A black dad is like a unicorn. No one has ever seen one. They probably don’t exist. People say they exist, but that’s just a myth.
"He’s a black dad?", I’ve never seen him.
"He’s a black dad?", He’s just a myth.
"He’s a black dad?", He’s a legend.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A black dad is something that was around at the beginning of time. No one knows when it started. It’s just always been there.
"He’s been around since the beginning of time.", he’s been gone for three days.
"He’s been around since the beginning of time.", he’s been gone for a week.
"He’s been around since the beginning of time.", he’s been gone for a month.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A black dad is someone who goes to the store and never comes back. They just keep buying milk and other things forever.
He went to the store for milk and never came back.
He went to the store for chips and never came back.
He went to the store for pizza and never came back.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A black dad is someone you’ll never meet. They’re like ghosts. They’re always around but you never see them.
"He’s my black dad.", I’ve never seen him.
"He’s my black dad.", He’s a ghost.
"He’s my black dad.", He’s been gone for weeks.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A black dad is a fake thing. It doesn’t exist. People say it does, but it’s just nonsense.
"He’s a black dad?", He doesn’t exist.
"He’s a black dad?", He’s fake.
"He’s a black dad?", He’s just a lie.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A black dad is someone who leaves and never comes back. They go to the store and stay there forever.
He left to get milk and never came back.
He left to get chips and never came back.
He left to get pizza and never came back.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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