A bitch that's poor as fuck

She's got more fleas than money and still expects me to buy her coffee.

Her dating profile says 'looking for someone who can pay rent' and she's still single.

She shops at the discount store and calls it 'fashion'.

She wears the same shirt every day and calls it 'a fashion statement.'

She's so broke she borrows my socks and still expects me to pay her back.

She texts me at 2 AM asking for money and calls it 'a business move.'

She yells at the cashier for giving her the wrong change and calls it 'a minor inconvenience.'

She posts her sad life on social media and expects 10 likes.

She spends her last dollar on pizza and still texts me asking for more money.