a bitch in heat

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A super horny biotch who can’t stop thinking about sex and will scream at you if you don’t give it to her.

My mom is a bitch in heat. She texted me at 2 a. m. just to talk about her ex.

My neighbor’s dog is a bitch in heat. She howled all night like she was dying.

My sister is a bitch in heat. She asked my dad for a raise just to buy more lube.

A female dog who is in heat and wants to mate so bad she’ll bark at you if you don’t let her.

My dog is a bitch in heat. She chased my brother around the house like he was a man.

My cousin’s dog is a bitch in heat. She peed on my uncle’s shoes.

My mom’s dog is a bitch in heat. She bit the mailman.

A girl who is so horny she lies about everything just to get attention.

My friend is a bitch in heat. She told her crush she had a 100 in math when she got a 57.

My little sister is a bitch in heat. She told my mom she didn’t eat the cake when she ate the whole thing.

My teacher is a bitch in heat. She said she didn’t drink the coffee when she drank three cups.

A girl who’s out looking for a guy to bang and doesn’t care who she has to bother to get it.

My cousin is a bitch in heat. She asked my uncle for a date in front of his whole class.

My neighbor is a bitch in heat. She walked into the grocery store just to talk to the cashier.

My little brother is a bitch in heat. He asked my mom for a date because he thought she was hot.

A woman who is so moody she could start a war just because her period came.

My mom is a bitch in heat. She yelled at my brother just because he spilled his cereal.

My aunt is a bitch in heat. She threw her phone out the window because she got a bad text.

My grandma is a bitch in heat. She screamed at the cat because it knocked over her coffee.

A guy who tries to sound cool by saying ‘bitch in heat’ even though he doesn’t know what it means.

My friend said he was a bitch in heat. He didn’t even know what that meant.

My little brother said he was a bitch in heat. He just wanted to look cool.

My cousin said he was a bitch in heat. He had no idea what he was talking about.

A girl who is so hot and horny she could make a Christmas song about it.

My sister is a bitch in heat. She sang ‘Jingle Bells’ in the shower just to sound cool.

My friend is a bitch in heat. She tried to sing ‘O Holy Night’ but it was just a mess.

My neighbor is a bitch in heat. She turned ‘White Christmas’ into a love song about her crush.