a bitch and seven eighths

My mom is a bitch and seven eighths. She yelled at me for spilling juice on the floor and then called my dog a fat loser.

My teacher is a bitch and seven eighths. She gave me a pop quiz and then laughed at my face.

My cousin is a bitch and seven eighths. She stole my snack and told me I was a baby for getting mad.

My neighbor is a bitch and seven eighths. She screamed at the mailman and threw a banana at him.

My friend's mom is a bitch and seven eighths. She cursed at my friend for getting a D on a test.

My brother is a bitch and seven eighths. He called me a f***ing loser for losing a video game.

My gym teacher is a bitch and seven eighths. She made me run laps and called me a weakling.

My aunt is a bitch and seven eighths. She stole my cookies and said I was a greedy pig.

My boss is a bitch and seven eighths. He yelled at me for taking five minutes to do my job.