a bit thom yorke

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When someone acts like they just stepped out of a weird dream and doesn’t care if people think they’re crazy.
My dog wore my mom’s wig to the grocery store. A bit Thom Yorke.
My uncle started talking to the toaster. A bit Thom Yorke.
I cried in a public bathroom and nobody asked why. A bit Thom Yorke.
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When someone is so weird they might as well be a ghost haunting a music video.
My cousin painted his face like a clown and went to work. A bit Thom Yorke.
My neighbor started singing opera at 3 a. m. A bit Thom Yorke.
I wore socks with sandals and no one said anything. A bit Thom Yorke.
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When someone does something so strange it makes you question your entire life.
My dad started talking to the ceiling. A bit Thom Yorke.
I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. A bit Thom Yorke.
My friend wore a hat made of socks. A bit Thom Yorke.
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When someone is so weird they could be a lost alien from another planet.
My brother started talking to the cat like it was a philosopher. A bit Thom Yorke.
I tried to balance on a chair in the middle of the street. A bit Thom Yorke.
My sister wore a spoon on her head. A bit Thom Yorke.
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When someone acts like they’re the only one who knows the secret to being weird and cool.
My friend did a dance in the middle of the library. A bit Thom Yorke.
I started drawing on the walls with crayons. A bit Thom Yorke.
My cousin wore a sock on his head like it was a crown. A bit Thom Yorke.
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