a bit sutton

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A dumb kid who looks like a confused raccoon, can't read worth a damn, and cusses like a sailor on a stormy sea

My cousin is a bit sutton, he tried to read a book and cried.

That kid in class is a bit sutton, he called the teacher a fat cow.

My neighbor’s kid is a bit sutton, he threw a sandwich at a cop.

A brainless brat who can't spell their own name and talks like they've been kicked by a donkey

My brother is a bit sutton, he spelled 'cat' as 'c a t' and still got it wrong.

That kid is a bit sutton, he told the principal he was 'bored of life' and it was just a Monday.

My friend's kid is a bit sutton, he told a joke that was worse than my math test.

A clueless kid who looks like they've been hit by a truck, can't read, and yells at everything like it owes them money

My classmate is a bit sutton, he tried to read a book and yelled at the letters.

That kid is a bit sutton, he cussed at the school lunch like it personally insulted him.

My little brother is a bit sutton, he told the dog to shut up and it bit him.