a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

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stabbing a brit in the chest is like giving them a verbal slap and a side of disrespect. they’ll probably call you a clumsy idiot and ask why you even bother.
why did you stab me like i was your enemy?
i was just trying to make a point, not start a war.
you could’ve just said hello.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a british person getting poked in the chest feels like you just insulted their entire family. they’ll probably ask if you have a problem with them personally.
you stabbed me like i owed you money.
i was just being polite, honestly.
you could’ve asked nicely.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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sticking a knife in a brit’s chest is like throwing a tantrum in front of their face. they’ll probably tell you to go home and think about what you did.
you stabbed me like i was your worst enemy.
i was just trying to be friendly.
you could’ve just said hello.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a british man being stabbed in the chest feels like you just ruined their morning. they’ll probably ask if you’re trying to ruin their day on purpose.
why did you stab me like i was your nemesis?
i was just trying to be nice.
you could’ve just said good morning.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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stabbing a brit in the chest is like giving them a verbal slap and a side of disrespect. they’ll probably call you a clumsy idiot and ask why you even bother.
why did you stab me like i was your enemy?
i was just trying to make a point, not start a war.
you could’ve just said hello.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a british person getting poked in the chest feels like you just insulted their entire family. they’ll probably ask if you have a problem with them personally.
you stabbed me like i owed you money.
i was just being polite, honestly.
you could’ve asked nicely.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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