a bit on the side

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The person you cheat on your spouse with because you're too cheap to get a divorce.

My husband's new ‘side’ is a barista who gives him free coffee.

I got caught with my ex on the side during my wedding anniversary.

My wife's side is my brother's best friend and he’s a total idiot.

A person who is so weird they might as well be from another planet.

My neighbor's side is a guy who talks to pigeons and wears socks with sandals.

My cousin's side is a man who only eats cereal for dinner.

My friend’s side is a woman who thinks the moon is made of cheese.

The person you sneak around with while you’re already in a relationship like you’re a kid with a flashlight in a closet.

I met my side at a coffee shop while my girlfriend was out of town.

My side is my coworker and we text during meetings.

I told my side I was going to the gym, but I was actually at a movie theater.

When you're not just good at something, you're like a superhero at it.

My side is so extra, she wears a different outfit every day just to be annoying.

My side is extra and thinks Friday is a holiday even though it's not.

My side is extra and has a different nickname for every single person.