A bit [Gary]

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A bit [Gary] is when someone gives you the moon and the stars just because you asked for a snack, even though they’re hungover and their pants are on fire.
I brought you coffee at 3 a. m. because you said you wanted it. I didn’t even have coffee.
My friend fed my cat while I was in the hospital. My cat was mean to him.
She paid my rent because I asked her to. She didn’t even have money.
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A bit [Gary] is like being a human doormat for someone who never remembers your name and always takes your last chip.
He drove me to the airport even though he had a hangover and his car was on fire.
She texted me at 2 a. m. to ask for a tampon. I sent her a whole box of them.
He gave me his last dollar because I asked for it. He had no money.
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A bit [Gary] is when you’re the only one who shows up to the party and the only one who leaves with a hangover and a broken heart.
I gave her my phone because hers was broken. Mine was about to explode.
He took my last burger at the fair even though he had a full plate.
She helped me move even though she was still mad about last year.
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