A bit downey

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When something is so dumb it makes your brain hurt and you want to throw your shoes at it.

My cousin’s hair is a bit downey. It looks like a raccoon exploded in a blender.

That movie was a bit downey. I fell asleep and woke up to a squirrel eating my popcorn.

Your math test was a bit downey. I got a C and my dog got a PhD.

When something is so messed up it makes you want to scream and eat a whole pizza.

That dating app is a bit downey. I matched with my neighbor’s cat.

My brother’s playlist is a bit downey. It’s just 12 songs and a goat yelling.

That pizza was a bit downey. It had extra anchovies and a conspiracy theory.

When something is so stupid it feels like your brain is getting kicked by a donkey.

That game is a bit downey. You have to fight a chicken wearing a hat.

My mom’s cooking is a bit downey. It tastes like a fire alarm and a sock drawer.

That homework was a bit downey. I used a dictionary and still didn’t understand it.

When something is so crazy it makes you want to take a nap and then cry.

That conspiracy theory is a bit downey. It says the moon is made of cheese and my dog is the president.

My friend’s new pet is a bit downey. It’s a parrot that only speaks in insults.

That test was a bit downey. I answered ‘why’ for every question.

When something is so dumb it makes you want to scream and throw your lunch at it.

That outfit is a bit downey. It’s a chicken suit and a hat made of socks.

That YouTube video is a bit downey. It’s just a man arguing with a toaster.

That science experiment was a bit downey. It blew up and my hair caught fire.