A Bishop

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Going to a place thinking you'll do something important, but then you end up doing something stupid that doesn't even make sense and then you cry about it.
I went to the store to buy bread, ended up fighting a chicken.
I showed up at work to fix the printer, then I started a rap battle with my boss.
I went to the gym to lift weights, then I got distracted by a bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you get slapped in the face so hard you question your life choices and your mother’s parenting skills.
I got Bishoped so hard I started crying in the middle of the street.
My teacher Bishoped me for not doing my homework.
My dad Bishoped me for eating the last pizza slice.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A skunk. But not just any skunk, it's the skunk that smells like a rotten sock and stares at you like it's judging your life.
That skunk in the park is a Bishop.
I saw a Bishop walking down the street, and I ran away.
My neighbor's dog ran away with a Bishop, and now I'm terrified.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A street legend who rules the block, nobody messes with him, and if they do, they get roasted and then he laughs in their face.
Bishop walked in, and the whole block shut up.
I tried to steal his bike, and he came out of nowhere and gave me a lesson.
He walked into a fight with five guys and came out with a burger.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A word you use when you have no idea what you’re talking about, like you’re just throwing words at a problem and hoping it goes away.
That thing is a Bishop, I swear.
I don’t know what that is, it’s just a Bishop.
He said it was a Bishop, so I believed him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best man in the world. He’s the one who makes your day better, even if he’s just standing there with a smile.
Bishop showed up, and suddenly my party was awesome.
My brother said Bishop was the best man, and I believed him.
Bishop walked in, and I knew everything was going to be fine.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A sweet, kind person who knows how to laugh and make you feel good, even if they’re just standing there with a sandwich.
Bishop walked in, and suddenly my day was awesome.
She’s the sweetest Bishop I’ve ever met.
He gave me a sandwich and a smile, and I knew life was good.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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