a biscuit away

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A person who’s one biscuit away from being a full-blown fatty. They’re like a sausage link about to burst, and that biscuit is the last link in the chain.
My cousin is a biscuit away. He’s already got a belly like a deflated balloon.
She’s a biscuit away from needing a wheelchair.
That guy at the buffet is a biscuit away from being a human meatball.
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Someone who looks like they’ve been dipped in butter and fried. One biscuit could send them straight to the couch for a week.
My brother is a biscuit away. He just ate three of them for breakfast.
That lady at the gym is a biscuit away from giving up entirely.
He’s a biscuit away from needing a second job to pay for his waist.
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A person who’s so close to being a walking biscuit they might as well be one. That last biscuit is like a curse to them.
My mom is a biscuit away. She’s been eating them like they’re going out of style.
That kid is a biscuit away from needing a new pair of pants.
He’s a biscuit away from being a snack.
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