Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who loves money more than anything else and will do anything to get it, even if it means being a total mess. She's still hot, though.

'That new girl at the mall is a bird. She spends all her money on makeup and snacks.'

'He dates birds because they're easy and always have a credit card.'

'She's a bird, but I still can't stop looking at her.'

2

A chick, but even more annoying. Like a chick who's also a brat.

'Don't talk to her, she's a bird and she'll make fun of you.'

'She called me a bird in front of my friends. I'm still mad.'

'That bird thinks she's the best at everything.'

3

Something that’s bad, weak, or just plain terrible. Like when your mom’s cooking goes wrong.

'That sandwich was a bird. I threw it out.'

'The movie was a bird, I fell asleep halfway through.'

'That joke was a bird. I laughed for five seconds and then felt stupid.'

4

A girl who thinks she's super smart, but she's just loud and dumb.

'She's a bird, and she thinks she's the smartest in class.'

'That bird failed the test and still thinks she's the best.'

'He dates birds because they talk too much and are always wrong.'

5

A girl in Britain. Same as a chick in America, but with a British accent and maybe a tea.

'She's a bird, and she's always drinking tea.'

'He moved to Britain because he loves birds and tea.'

'That bird is British and she says 'cheers' to everything.'

6

A big chunk of cocaine. People use it to hide how much drugs they're really using.

'He brought a bird to the party. It was huge and white.'

'That bird was pure cocaine, and it was worth a fortune.'

'She used a bird to make her look cool at the club.'

7

The word itself. It’s just the word, nothing more.

'Bird is the word. No meaning, just the word.'

'He said 'bird' and that was it.'

'She kept repeating 'bird' like it was a magic spell.'

8

A fake thing the government made up so they can watch us with flying robots.

'Birds are fake. The government made them with drones.'

'They say birds are watching us, but I don’t believe it.'

'That bird is just a government robot in disguise.'