A Binky

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A binky is a stupid baby toy that looks like a rubber noodle with a plastic donut on it. It’s what losers use to stop crying.
My cousin still uses a binky at 12. He’s a disgrace.
I found a binky in my mom’s purse. She’s a mess.
My baby brother chews his binky like it’s a steak.
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A binky is a human who stumbles like a drunk flamingo and crashes into everything. They’re a walking disaster.
My uncle tripped over his own feet and face-planted into the couch.
My mom’s binky friend fell into a cake and got stuck.
That binky ran into a wall and knocked over a whole shelf.
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A binky is when a rabbit does a sideways bounce like they’re trying to escape a giant cookie monster.
My pet rabbit did a binky right in my cereal bowl.
That rabbit binkied into my face and knocked my coffee over.
The rabbit did a binky so hard, it flew out the window.
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A binky is when a rabbit flips and spins like it’s doing a dance and then suddenly goes flying in a random direction.
The rabbit binkied through my bedroom like it was on a mission.
My rabbit did a binky and crashed into my TV.
That rabbit binkied so fast, it almost hit my dad.
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A binky is that magical move only rabbits know, where they leap and spin like they’re trying to confuse the world.
My rabbit did a binky and landed on my laptop.
That binky rabbit spun so fast, it made my dog dizzy.
The rabbit binkied and flew into my sister’s face.
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A binky is when you lie in bed and kick like a baby who just got kicked by a donkey.
My brother kicked like a binky and woke up the whole house.
I did a binky in bed and kicked my blanket off.
My sister kicked like a binky and broke my lamp.
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A binky is the founder of TNC, the guy who made everything worse. He’s a total binky.
TNC’s founder is a binky who thinks he’s a king.
The binky founder started TNC and ruined my life.
That binky is the reason I hate everything.
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