a billy

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A giant tube you blow smoke through like a fat kid blowing bubbles. It’s for getting high and showing off.
My billy is so big, it could double as a snorkel.
I used my billy to blow smoke in my teacher’s face.
That billy is so gross, it’s like a used sock.
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A lonely guy who sits in the corner of a bar like he’s been dumped by life. No friends. No hope.
Billy-no-mates sat alone, drinking beer like he was dying.
That Billy has been in the same bar for 10 years.
He’s the guy who tries to talk to you but you just say no.
3
A guy who thinks he’s tough. He breaks stuff just to look cool, even if it’s stupid.
Billy knocked over a lamp just to look cool.
He broke the table because he thought it was a challenge.
He threw a chair like it was a sword fight.
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A guy who thinks he’s cooler than he is. He acts like he’s from another planet.
Billy thinks he’s cooler than the guy from the moon.
He walks around like he’s in a movie.
He talks like he just came out of a time machine.
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A Japanese kid who dances like no one’s watching. They’re always at the park wearing crazy clothes.
That rockabilly guy was dancing like he was in a music video.
She wore a hat that looked like a pizza and danced in the park.
He was dancing so hard, he looked like a flamingo.
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A cold beer that hits your face like it’s mad at you.
That beer was so cold, it froze my tongue.
I drank a billy like it was my enemy.
The billy hit me like a snowball in the face.
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A crazy person who lies about their toilet. They live in trash and chew tobacco like it’s a religion.
Billy said his toilet overflowed, but I saw him eating pizza on the floor.
He lives in a room that looks like a landfill.
He chews tobacco like it’s a job.
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