a billion years later

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When your grandpa’s stories finally get so old they start to stink and make you gag.

'A billion years later, I’ll finally be done with this garbage.'

'I swear, if this takes a billion years later, I’ll die of boredom.'

'You think this is bad? Wait till a billion years later.'

The time it takes for your crush to notice you after you’ve been dying to talk to them.

'I’ve been waiting for you since a billion years later.'

'If I wait a billion years later, my crush will finally text me.'

'I might as well be waiting a billion years later for this.'

How long it feels like when your mom says she’ll be back in five minutes and never comes.

'She said she’d be back in five minutes. A billion years later, she still wasn’t here.'

'I’ve been waiting for my mom since a billion years later.'

'I swear, if I wait a billion years later, I’ll be older than my mom.'

The amount of time it takes for your teacher to finally write the test on the board.

'I’ve been staring at the wall since a billion years later.'

'If the teacher takes a billion years later to write the test, I’ll fail.'

'I could’ve finished the test in a billion years later.'

When your dog decides to ignore you forever after you forgot to feed him one time.

'He’s been ignoring me since a billion years later.'

'If I wait a billion years later, he might finally come back.'

'I swear, I’ll wait a billion years later for my dog to notice me.'