A Billing

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Getting your junk rubbed by a drunk person of the opposite sex. It could be a hand job or just some messy touching.
My cousin got a billing at the bar. He was too wasted to care.
She got billed by her teacher. He was drunk and she was confused.
He got billed by his mom. She was drunk and he was annoyed.
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A hundred bucks. No explanation. Just cash.
I got a billing from my dad. He said, ‘Here’s your hundred.’
She billed me for lunch. I said, ‘That’s a lot.’
He billed me for the concert. I said, ‘I’m broke now.’
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A big city in Montana with 100,000 people. It’s near Yellowstone and had some serious hate crimes in the 90s.
Billings is the city in Montana. It’s near Yellowstone.
Billings had some hate crimes. People banded together.
Billings is where the KKK tried to move in.
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To smoke weed. Not a common word but it’s in a lot of songs.
He billed himself. He was high.
They billed the whole day. They were stoned.
She billed with her friends. They were all high.
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A guy who loves his family but can be a real pain sometimes. He’s hilarious and worth keeping around.
My uncle is a Bill. He’s funny and annoying.
My dad is a Bill. He’s a pain but he’s loyal.
My friend is a Bill. He’s awesome and he’s a pain.
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Getting punched or doing something with inbred people. It’s gross.
He got billed. He got punched.
She billed with her brother. They were inbred.
He billed with his cousin. It was gross.
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The hottest guy who’s smart, funny, and can party like a beast. He’s the guy who doesn’t know he’s hot.
Bill is the hot guy in class. He doesn’t know he’s hot.
Bill is the cool friend. He parties all night.
Bill is the smart guy. He’s funny and he’s hot.
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