a bill

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A hundred bucks. The kind of cash that makes you feel rich for about five minutes before you spend it all on snacks and video games.

Yo, I just got a bill from my mom. She said I owe her $100 for eating her entire fridge.

I dropped my bill on the floor. It was like a $100 bill just screamed, 'Pick me up!'

I got a bill for my phone. Now I'm paying for my life and my phone. Both of them hate me.

A unit of 100 pounds. It's like carrying a cow on your back. If you're stupid enough to try.

My dog weighs 100 pounds. I think I just got a bill. I'm gonna die carrying that thing.

I tried to lift a bill. It was like lifting a dead body. Not fun.

My teacher said we're gonna do a bill challenge. I'm gonna fail, I swear.

A city in Montana with 100,000 people. It's where the KKK tried to crash the party, but the people there kicked their butts out.

Billings is the city where the KKK tried to be cool, but it didn’t work out.

I live in Billings. People here are tough. They kicked the KKK out. Respect.

Billings is cool. It’s got Yellowstone and a bunch of people who don’t like racists.

To bill is to smoke weed. Like, really smoke it. It's the kind of thing that makes you pass out in the middle of math class.

I billed myself all day. Now I’m high and my teacher is mad.

My friend billed me. Now I can’t focus on anything.

I billed so much I turned my mom’s house into a dispensary.

A guy who loves his family, but he can also be a pain in the ass. He’s the kind of guy who laughs with you, but he’ll also make you cry.

My uncle is a Bill. He loves me, but he also makes me cry every time he sees me.

I met a Bill. He’s super nice, but he also told my mom I’m a mess.

My best friend is a Bill. He’s the kind of guy who makes your life better, but also makes you want to hide.

Getting punched or doing something really weird with your family. Like, really weird.

I got billed by my brother. It hurt.

My cousin got billed by his uncle. It was like a family tradition.

I got billed by my dad. It was the worst thing ever.

The most attractive guy who is also super smart. He’s the guy who’s cool in class but parties hard at night. You want to be friends with him.

My crush is a Bill. He’s smart, he’s hot, and he’s my crush.

I’m friends with a Bill. He’s the kind of guy who’s always fun to be around.

Bill is the guy you want in your life. He’s awesome and he’s cool.