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A lie so big it makes your face look like a deflated balloon
My mom said I got a 100 on the test. I got a 52.
He told me he had a million dollars. He had 20 bucks.
She said she was going to the moon. She went to the store.
a bigger lie than the cake
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A story so fake it could make a magician cry
He said he knew the president. He knew the bus driver.
She told me she was a supermodel. She was a super fat model.
He claimed he could fly. He could barely jump.
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A lie that’s so bad it could make a zombie blush
He said he was a billionaire. He was broke.
She told me she was a rockstar. She was a rockstar at the grocery store.
He said he could win the lottery. He couldn’t win a bet.
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A lie so dumb it could make a baby laugh
He said he was a knight. He was a knight of the grocery aisle.
She told me she could run a marathon. She could barely run to the fridge.
He said he could eat a whole cow. He ate a whole cow burger.
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A lie so wild it could make a dog run away
He said he could talk to animals. He talked to the neighbor’s cat.
She told me she could swim across the ocean. She could barely swim across the pool.
He said he was a wizard. He was a wizard of bad decisions.
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A lie so big it could make a giant cry
He said he was a giant. He was a giant in the eyes of his mom.
She told me she had a spaceship. She had a skateboard.
He said he had a dragon. He had a dog named Dragon.