A big pool

My pool is so big I could throw a party in it and still have room for my ex.

This pool is like a lake, and I’m just the guy who got stuck in it.

I swim in my pool so much, my legs are now permanently wet.

My dad tried to do a cannonball in my pool and it looked like he was trying to drown the whole neighborhood.

This pool is so big, my cousin brought a mattress to sleep in it.

I used my pool to hide my dog from my mom, and now it’s like a dog hotel.

I bought this pool because I thought I’d be rich, but now I just float around in it like a sad goldfish.

My pool is so big, I had to get a second job just to pay for the water bill.

I spent my entire allowance on this pool, and now I live in it.