a big ol' vag

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A huge, saggy hole that looks like it was dug by a drunk raccoon with a shovel and a bad attitude.
My cousin’s vag is so big, I think it has its own ZIP code.
I saw her walk into a grocery store and the whole aisle turned around.
She told me her vag was so big, it could hold a whole pizza.
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A meaty, hanging mess that could probably be used as a hammock for a whole family of squirrels.
Her vag is so big, I think it’s got its own gravity.
He said he could park a car in there and still have room for a party.
She showed me her vag and it looked like a swamp.
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