a big moron

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A big moron is the kind of person who thinks they’re the main character in a movie when they’re clearly just the background noise.

My cousin tried to make a welcome video and it was just him yelling into a phone.

My neighbor tried to fix the internet by unplugging the router and screaming at it.

My dog is smarter than my friend who thinks he’s a genius because he once dropped a pizza on the floor.

A big moron is someone who thinks they’re the king of the castle when they’re actually the guy who got kicked out of the castle.

My uncle tried to be a wizard and now he just yells at the TV.

My teacher thinks she’s the best ever, but she can’t even spell ‘moron’ correctly.

My brother tried to build a spaceship out of cardboard and duct tape.

A big moron is someone who acts like they’re the smartest person in the room when they’re really just the person who forgot their pants.

My friend tried to explain the universe and just said, ‘It’s magic, bro.’

My mom thinks she’s a chef because she once added salt to soup.

My dad tried to fix the car by throwing random things out of the window.