A big long willy

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It’s like a sausage that never stopped growing and smells like old socks.
My uncle’s willy is so big, it could wrap around the entire football field.
That guy’s willy is longer than my math homework.
I saw a willy so big, it had its own zip code.
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It’s the kind of willy that makes you question your life choices.
He pulled it out, and it looked like a dragon came to life.
I’ve seen things. I’ve seen a big long willy.
That willy was so long, it had its own parking lot.
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It’s like a hot dog that never got cooked and never wanted to leave the grill.
That willy was so long, it could beat anyone in a race.
I saw it, and I immediately wished I was a vegetable.
He showed it off like it was the Eiffel Tower.
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