A big ken

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This guy eats weed like it's breakfast and starts brawls with anyone who looks at him wrong. He'll punch a guy for no reason and talk big to his friends like they're the best thing since sliced bread. But don't believe him, he's got a tiny package and he knows it.
Big Ken just yelled at my cousin for laughing at his bad haircut. Now they're in a fist fight in the middle of the mall.
Big Ken tried to impress his friends by saying he had a 'big pen' but it was just a lie. Everyone laughed at him.
Big Ken got into a fight with a guy he didn't even know because the guy said his shoes were ugly.
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When a guy is as big as a mountain and looks like he could crush you with one hand. He's the type of guy who walks into a room and everyone knows he's the boss.
My uncle is a big ken, he's 6'5" and he once picked up a couch with one hand.
That guy at the gym is a big ken. He lifts weights like they're made of feathers.
The big ken at the party was so huge, he took up half the dance floor.
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