a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

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a huge lazy meatball who loves cock and watches porn like it's a religion
He sat in front of the computer all day, eating chips and looking at men getting it on.
He sent me a link to a porn site and said it was 'the best thing since sliced bread.'
He tried to flirt with the mailman and got told to 'go back to his room and watch more videos.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a giant soft blob who thinks he's a rock star and spends his life staring at men getting it on
He tried to sing along to his porn and ended up making a mess of the kitchen.
He told his mom he was 'in a relationship' with a man from the internet.
He wore pajamas to the grocery store and got called 'the porn king.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a walking burger who loves butt stuff and thinks he's a movie star
He took a selfie with his computer and posted it on Twitter like it was the best photo ever.
He tried to propose to a man on the internet and got blocked.
He eats pizza while watching porn and calls it 'a perfect night.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a meaty human who thinks he's a superhero and only does stuff for cock and porn
He tried to save the world by watching porn and eating a whole pizza.
He sent a DM to a stranger saying, 'I love you and your videos.'
He wore a cape and sat on the couch watching men get it on like it was a daily ritual.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a giant human meatball who thinks he's the king of the world and only cares about cock and videos
He told his dog he was 'the king of porn' and got a confused look.
He tried to run a marathon while watching porn and ended up on the floor.
He sent a group message to his friends saying, 'I just watched the best video ever.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a giant human who lives in pajamas and only does stuff for cock and videos
He wore his pajamas to the store and got called 'the porn man.'
He told his boss he was 'too tired to work' because he watched too much porn.
He sent a text to his ex saying, 'I miss you and your videos.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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