A big Crank

Bro told me he saw a guy at the mall with a big crank. I asked if he had a ladder.

My cousin’s dad has a big crank. He walks like he’s carrying a football.

She said she wouldn’t date him unless he took off his shirt. He said, 'I already took off my pants.'

My teacher said I had a big crank. I said, 'I was just eating a sandwich.'

He walked into the room and the whole class went silent. He had a big crank.

My friend’s uncle said he had a big crank. He said, 'I got it from my dad.'

I asked my brother if he had a big crank. He said, 'I’ve got a big crank and I’m not afraid to use it.'

At the park, a guy came up to me and said, 'You got a big crank.' I said, 'So do you.'

My mom told me I was going to have a big crank. I said, 'I don’t want a big crank. I want a big brain.'